Blind Walmart Cashier

A funny thing happened to me at Walmart yesterday. I was buyin'me a new fishin' rod and reel for carp and catfishin'. When I got up to the check-out line, I noticed that the cashierlady was blind. I thought that was strange but this day and time not so unusual. While I was wait'n, I dropped the rod and reel and when it hit the floor the blind lady said, "That's the new Zebco 33 combo. It's on sale for $20.00".

Now I thought, "Wow....she can tell what kind'a rod & reel it is just by hear'in it hit the floor".

Anyhow, when I bent over to pick it up, I accidentally let one.....passed gas...right there. I figured since she was blind she wouldn't know it was me. Anyhow, when I got to the check-out counter she said,"That'll be $30.00 Sir".

I said, "You told me the Zebco combo was on sale for $20.00".

She said, "It is....but that duck call and that catfish bait you got is $10.00 more dollars!"

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Wheaties for Carp

I heard a fella' on "O'Neill Outside" on WSB radio talkin' about usin' Wheaties fer Carp bait. He said you wet'em and mak'em into a ball and just pack'em around a hook and throw'em out on the bottom and wait fer a big carp to eat'em and take off. Ya'll ever heard'a that? I need some tips on carp bait. I been usin' corn fer alotta' years and it seems to work fine. I'd like to try a new bait. Any suggestions?

Milton's e-mail list

Folks, Ya'll need to be sure to sign up fer my e-mail newsletter. You can do it on my website....MiltonCrabapple.com. I'll be keepin' you posted on all the huntin' & fishin' news from the CHC (Crabapple Huntin' Club). Tell all your friends and neighbors to sign up too! We're gonna be havin' contests and giveaways from time to time and you don't wanta miss out. Much obliged to ya.

Popcorn incident!

I don't know about ya'll but this heat is about to get the best of me. I lost my mule yesterday and that was the last straw. I've had that old mule fer many years and he just up and died. What happened was strange. Never heard of it happenin' before. I was out in the field plowin' with my mule and it was so hot that the popcorn I was growing just started to pop. Yes sir. Right there on the stalks. Just started a poppin' like crazy. Well, when my mule saw all the popped corn all over the ground, he thought it was snow and the rascal just up and froze death right there in the field. Yes sir....froze solid!

Carp Fishin' video

Well folks....I just finished my carp fishin' video. It it a goodun too. Caught lots of carp and had a good time. You can pick up a copy on by website....www.miltoncrabapple.com. Check it out and let me know what you think. Do you want to see more videos?

Now That There Was a Biggun'

When it comes to huntin', some folks are meat hunters like me, but some folks are strictly trophy hunters. I never quite understood that mindset. Don't make much sense to me to let a nice buck go by just because his rack ain't exactly what you are looking for. The meat tastes just fine, and the feet make good gunracks and the hide makes a good cape or leggin's or pouches.

Anyhow, I was hog huntin' awhile back and I came up on this feller a'settin' up against this tree trunk waitin' fer a hog to come along. And so I asked him, "Seen anything?", and he says to me......"Why, I just saw the biggest hog I've ever seen in my whole life. This hog must have been 8 feet long and weighed over 8 hundred lbs. He had big tusks.....10 or 12 inches long, curled way up higher than his ears. He had fire coming out of his eyes and he was pawing at the ground as he looked at me from no more that 10 ft. away. Yes Sir.....He was a real whopper. I've never seen a hog like that before".

"Did you shoot'im", I asked.

"Nope"

"Whay not?"

"Well...It was early in the day and I thought, if I waited, I might see a bigger one!"